Are you pregnant?

Every now and then on TV I see an AD for pregnancy tests It has a voice over that says something on the lines of “I have been so distracted lately, maybe I am pregnant.” Well if being distracted is a sign of pregnancy then it could be likely that I am except for the fact that I am male. Believe it or not it is possible although has yet to be proven (even if the National Enquire says otherwise) for a male to give birth. There have been cases where an embryo has somehow ended up in a woman’s abdomen ad have been born healthy. So if a fertilized egg were placed in a male abdomen it may just be possible. Still one would defiantly now if he was pregnant unless he was drugged before the implant. As for right now it is a safe bet to say I am not pregnant, but thanks for asking. While we are this topic I should mention that it is also true men can breast feed. Oh Dip!!!