do you want to dance?

I would love to dance the problem is I just had surgery on my knee, so I won't be dancing for a while. I see the doctor tomorrow and I will ask her "So you think I can dance?"

what are capri sun pouches made of

Some say there is a place in hell where there are Capri Sun pouches full of acid. If you put the straw in and poke a whole through the pouch….well you get the idea. Capri Sun may look like it is from the future, but it is actually from a time when people thought outside the (juice) box, the late 60’s. That difficult to open pouch is nothing more than polyester-reverse side printed to aluminum then laminated to polyethylene (a plastic polymer).

how do i get the mailman to go out with me?!?!

Letter carriers do make very good dating material. They will show up for a date even if it raining, snowing, or a hurricane is blowing. So how do you catch one of these fine specimens? Get a bunch of postcards, write how good looking your mailman is on it and how you wish you could date him on one and mail it to a friend. Send this to a few different friends. Then write you r phone number on another post card. If no calls then plan B is waiting for the postal worker and asking if he would like to see your stamp collection sometime (wink)

Good luck

will earth die in 2012

Dust off your your y2k survival kits. The world is going to be ending soon.

Do you like dislike, or not care about twilight?

I truly disliked Twilight
In fact a can say it was one of the wort movies I have ever seen

For those who have not seen it let me save you the trouble

girl: that mysterous man is hot
boy: sniff sniff get away form me
girl: I have not said more then 2 words to you but I am in love with you
boy: get away from me
girl: love love love
boy: away away away
girl: your a vampire that makes me love you more
boy: but I am a vampire
girl: but I love you
boy: but I am a vampire
girl: but I love you
boy: but I am a vampire
girl: but I love you
boy: but I am a vampire
girl: but I love you
boy: but I am a vampire
girl: but I love you
boy: okay
then end

how old art thou?

When good manners shall lie all in one or two man's hands and they unwashed too, tis a foul thing

thou shall not ask thine blogger his age
I may be old but not too old to be young
my time on earth shall be said on this page
but do not ask one how old just bite your tongue
when thy was birthed there was lots to see
many events thou does not remember
there was the last MASH episode ever on TV
Tom Brokow took over the news in September
why ought my age you want to see
Is a birthday gift thou wants to buy?
I do like photography and most anything for the wii
wrap it up nice and bring thy gift in July
so my age is thou ready to see?
for I doth born July 26, 1983

As a vegan, what do you think of animal crackers?

Considering I am happy to eat "chicken," "beef," "duck," and "shrimp" I do not see the problem with eating animal crackers. I do have a problem that they are called crackers when they are most defiantly a cookie. I am wondering how they have gotten away with the cracker name for so long.

As evidence that they are in fact cookies I turn to wikipedia:

"In U.S. English, the name "cracker" is most often applied to flat biscuits with a savory, salty flavor, in distinction from a "cookie," which may be similar to a "cracker" in appearance and texture, but has a sweet flavor. Crackers may be further distinguished from cookies by the manner in which they are made. Crackers are made by layering dough and cookies are made in any manner a cake would be made. Crackers sometimes have cheese or spices as ingredients, or even chicken stock. Some crackers are salted, flour products."

I urge all of you out there to write to your congressperson about this issue. (It is not like there any more important issues going on right now)

who is the current secretary of education

I remember a while back in the old bush days there was the guy form Texas who had told schools to cheat on the state test to make it look like the schools had made amazing advancements. So as a tribute to him, I am going to have to cheat and use the all mighty Goolge.

The answer: is Arne Duncan.

Remember kids cheating is never a good idea

who was the first person to reech the north pole

I forget his name, but I remember what he looked like.  He was on the chubby side, had  a red jacket, red pants, and red hat. (I guess the man loved red) He also had  a white beard and was drinking a lot of Coke from a glass bottle. 

I may be wrong but I think he took up residency in the North Pole. He might still be there not sure though. I wish I could remember his name.......

how much does 10 lb of pennies worth

In this economy a "penny saved really is a penny earned".  There is a good reason why the Coinstar line is so long. There is also a good reason why I look under the cushions of my friend's couch for loose change. (I got to pay the bills some how)

So you have a big jar full of pennies, and your wondering if you can use to to pay your sub prime mortgage or your credit card debt.

Well using my old answer a penny weighs in at 2.5 grams.  There are 453.58 grams to pound, so that means about 180 pennies per a pound. So 10 lb of pennies equals 1,800 for a grand total of $18

PS.  If using your pennies to pay for something do not soak them in urine first.