Why are Stacy's Pita Chips so yummy?

Stacy was a poor girl living on the streets of New York. She was desperate to make a living. So desperate she was willing to sell her soul to the devil himself. Done the documents signed. He gave her the recipe for something so tasty and so yummy people would be willing to shell out $3.00 a bag. That was the creation of Stacey’s pita chips.