Is this not just a rip of and much slower version of ask Jeeves? Also where are my keys?

Ok first thing Jeeves and I are good friends. He is now happily retired and currently on a cruise in the Bahamas. He loves my site he says it is not a rip. There is a difference between Ask Zach and Ask Jeeves other than the name. Jeeves didn’t answer the questions for himself he had computers do it for him. (That lazy bum)
I on the other hand personally answer the questions that I get. This gives you an answer you can not find anywhere else (most likely because it is wrong)

As for you keys look under the middle cushion on your red couch in the living room.