How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

This is the first question that I had t got out and do some research for. I called up my friend Peter Pieper who is very knowledgeable with animals. He told be that a woodchuck is really a groundhog, but was not sure about their wood consumption. So I headed to my friend Betty’s place. She was busy making batter. She told me that according to Cornell University 700 ponds of wood.