Why do you look like Clay Aiken?

Well after watching the very sick show “I Want a Famous Face” I decided to go under the knife. I found a plastic surgeon name Tom 90210. I told him I wanted to look like a mix between Clay Aiken and Jeeves. (The less heavy Jeeves) MTV filmed the whole thing but never aired the show. Luckily I was one of the success stories and not one of the horror ones that they throw in to show that they are trying to show both sides of the plastic surgery story. So I kind of take it as a compliment that you noticed my famous face.