Where have you gone?

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where could i get a laptop under 100 dollars but with lots of gb

You know that guy named Tony who sells stuff out of the back of his truck? I talked to him and he said if your a friend of mine he can get you a 'hot' deal on a cheap laptop. Not only is it cheap but it comes preloaded with music, games and some random person's photos.

Cash only

should i do my homework?

I hated homework and did everything to avoid it. Now I am stuck in a crummy job answering people's questions in exchange for stock in a worthless company. Now I do everything to avoid answering people's questions. (you may have noticed a lack of answers latley)

So think about what you want to do with your life and deiced if doing homework is worth it. (and I don't mean my old trick of doing your homework in the bathroom right before you have to turn it in)

does m&m color effect melting?

Are you trying ot melt it in your mouth or in your hand?

This sounds like a science project to me. I am not going to do your work for you, but I will give you a hint. When I wear a black shirt outside I feel more hot then my white shirt. When I wear my muscle man shirt I am the hottest.

whats your favorite board company

board game company would be Parker Borthers
2 by 4 board would be national lumber
Cardboard company would be American Cardboard
Skateboard would be darkstar (ok I lied I don't know anything about skate boards)

where was shakespeare born

Shakespeare was never born. He did not exist. The works that are credited to him were written by Barack Obama who used a time machine to go back in time and write the different plays under Shakespeare’s name. Make sure to tell your teacher this and you will get an A for being so smart. PS. If you don’t believe me look at Wikipedia that I just changed to say that.

Ask Zach is Back!!

As you may have noticed no questions have been answered for along time. I am sorry for all those kids out there who were unable to finish their homework, because Ask Zach didn't give them the answers. Also I hope that person who asked about the rash on a very personal area got that checked out by a doctor.

The reason why Ask Zach was dormant for a while was the owner, Rusty Shackleford, passed away from an opium overdose. The site ended up in legal limbo as relatives fought with one another not to become owners of this decrepit site. Thankfully someone stepped in and saved the website.

Heather Sinclair, founder of Sinclair Media, has bought AskZach.Com and hopes to be hiring a person named Zach to answer questions within the next week. So stay tuned all questions will be answered.

do you want to dance?

I would love to dance the problem is I just had surgery on my knee, so I won't be dancing for a while. I see the doctor tomorrow and I will ask her "So you think I can dance?"

what are capri sun pouches made of

Some say there is a place in hell where there are Capri Sun pouches full of acid. If you put the straw in and poke a whole through the pouch….well you get the idea. Capri Sun may look like it is from the future, but it is actually from a time when people thought outside the (juice) box, the late 60’s. That difficult to open pouch is nothing more than polyester-reverse side printed to aluminum then laminated to polyethylene (a plastic polymer).

how do i get the mailman to go out with me?!?!

Letter carriers do make very good dating material. They will show up for a date even if it raining, snowing, or a hurricane is blowing. So how do you catch one of these fine specimens? Get a bunch of postcards, write how good looking your mailman is on it and how you wish you could date him on one and mail it to a friend. Send this to a few different friends. Then write you r phone number on another post card. If no calls then plan B is waiting for the postal worker and asking if he would like to see your stamp collection sometime (wink)

Good luck