how many grams in an ounce?

Math teachers always say you need to pay attention, because you need math in real life. Many people laugh this off. With a calculator, who needs to pay attention to Y=X-3?

Well now you realize you should have pay attention. Even if you live our life selling illegal controlled substances you still need to be good at math.

Someone wants to buy an ounce of substance B, how many grams do you need to but in the ziplock bag?

Answer: 28.35 grams or 10 grams of substance B with 18.35 grams of cornstarch cut in

how many moons does Saturn have?

I knew Earth Day was coming up, but didn’t know Moon Day was coming up. (that explains all the moon questions around here)

It turns out that Moon Day is on the 19^th.

how many moons does earth have?

One night I went out for a nice walk. The full moon lit up the one way street that I live on. As I was walking I saw one other person walking by. It turned out to be Buzz Aldrin. He was one of the first people on the moon. (the second actually) That is unless your one of those nuts who thinks the moon landing was faked and that there are secret moons that the government has hidden in Area 51.

Do you sponsor softball teams?

AskZach Has sponsored a Bazooka Ball team a few years back. Unfortunately Bazookaball was bought out by the XFL. They attempted to turn to into a big televised event, but it failed miserably. They even had the Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to play DH on the AskZach Attack, but that caused less people to watch it instead of more.

Back to the question…..

If you have a softball team that needs to be sponsored please contact

getsponsored at askzach.com

how do i clean my pc after installing dom player

You will want a can of compressed air and some of those Lysol wipes (free sample). Use the can of air to blast out those crumbs from last night’s dinner you ate while watching YouTube clips. You will then wipe down th…..

Oh you want to clean up the mess that dom player has made.

I would run your Ant-virus pronto. If you do not have one you can get AVG for free.

I would also run Ad-aware and Spybot (both free for your inner cheapskate)

I would also recommend having a good firewall (Zonealarm is a good free one)

Good luck and it doesn’t hurt to use the compressed air to blast out all those dust bunnies mating by your CPU.

how much money is 300 lbs. of pennys

If you go off my earlier answer that a penny is 2.5 grams, then 300 lbs of pennies equals $554.32 That is one big piggy bank.

I can hear my 6^th grade teacher yelling to show my work.

300 x 453.60=136080 (total grams of 300 lbs pennies)

136080/2.5=54432 (amount of pennies if penny weighs 2.5 grams)

54432/100=554.32 (amount of dollars that 54432 pennies equals)

I better get a check plus on this

It's been since Feb 5th and we're on the 25th...Where are you???? You're hurting Tom Cruise's children

On Feb 5 2008 the Union of bad blog writers and cereal box writers went on strike. We as a union had several demands. We wanted to get credit from General Mills for our fine article on whole grains and we wanted to get paid by blog owners (even if we were the ones who owned the blogs). We have finally settled and can continue writing.

I am sorry I was unable to answer questions during that time, but I am no scab. From this point on I should be answering questions pretty regularly. As for Tom Cruise’s children, I had no Idea they were such fans I apologize to them and all my other fans. The show must go on…….

why didnt you call your site askthezach.com?

I am not Donald Trump who goes by The Donald. I am Zach who goes by Zach. My friend Jeeves site was Askjeeves.com, not askthejeeves.com.

If you want to start up askthezach.com I say “bring it on”