What is the best way to make vegetarian/vegan miso broth?

This is my favorite recipe. I used to make it a lot in college, but haven’t recently. It is very easy tomake.

Ingredients:

1 Fantastic brand Green Onion Miso with Tofu soup cup

2 cups of boiling water

Directions

Pour boiling water into coup

Seep for 4-6 minutes

Eat

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Will you please adopt my rescue dog?

Sorry finding a good apartment in Boston is hard enough with out a dog in tow. Is your rescue dog one of the ones that has the keg around its neck? If it is on of those mutts, then I know many people in the Boston area that would love to take him or her off your hands. If you would like you could send more info about it and I could advertise it on my site to see if you can find a home for your doggy.

are you from massachesetts?

It seems there is a detective out in the crowd Yes I am form Massachusetts. Born and raised and went to school here. It is a great state, but I would lie to travel more and see other place. I am surprised that I am getting so many questions about me. Feel free to ask me more about myself. Remember though I will answer questions about most anything else. I guess people realize I am probably right when I answer a question about myself.

r u cool?

I think this covers it.

Also y r people asking questions with letters instead of words?

r u gay?

Y do u ask? I am a pretty happy guy but I know that I not the definition of gay you were talking about. I am not attracted to men if that is what you are asking. Most of my fellow men are not very good looking from my point of view. I do play around with gender. There is the time I was dressed as a woman and had a man yell at me I was going into the wrong bathroom (I went to the men’s). I am also happy to be from the only state in this overly consecutive country to allow gays and lesbians marry. So to answer your question I am not gay, but I am always open and willing to try something new.

Oh by the way the rumors about Jeeves and I are not true we are just friends. (he is totally not my type)

TWhy aren't houses fireproof yet?

The technology for 100% fireproof homes has been available or almost fifty years now. So why aren’t there any houses made out of the stuff? Simple the firefighter unions. After the police unions the fireman’s union is one for the strongest just ask Mayor Mumbles. Imagine if there were no flammable buildings there would be no need for firefighters. Meaning they would have to find work somewhere else where they would actually have to work instead of playing cards all night. I know I am going to get a lot of heat (pun attended) for this, but it is true. Firefighters do not risk their lives as much as you think. They are the ones that are preventing this life saving technology all so they can keep there jobs.

Has ask Jeeves got you for copyright yet?

Well Jeeves himself is actually a good friend of mine. I saw him about three weeks ago he was heading off on a cruise of some sort. He was a little upset about his forced retirement from Ask Inc. but they gave him a good severance package. Since Jeeves was kidnapped from without permission from P.G. Wodehouse, I don’t see why I can’t create my own ask site. If Ask Inc. does sue me they will just look bad like RIAA or Disney

How much does a penny weigh?

2.5 grams of copper-plated zinc


I weigh 22861.0554 of skin-plated muscle( and other stuff)

How did Zach Cone get so cool?

I am not cool because if I admit I am that makes me uncool. Although it is now cool to be uncool. So maybe I should admit it then become uncool. Man this is confusing I need to get back to you on this one.

Are you really that bored?

I am not sure what that bored means. Are you saying I am so bored I answer people’s actions? Well it is my job to do so. People do different jobs in our society you should not make fun of anyone’s job because each one plays a vital role. I am still trying to figure out where mine fits in. My question to you is are you that bored that you went to this site and asked me a question? (zing)

Who is Hank Molack?

Hank Molack is head of PR here at AskZach. She (that’s right she kind of like Help me Hank) graduated from Wheelock College in 2005 with a degree in elementary education. She then disappeared for a period of time. She was found on the streets of Rohde Island, her bangs were all grown out. Feeling pity for her and because she had a stash of opium good old Rusty hired Hank to do PR, but she had to cut her hair before she could get the job. Now we all hope for a Hank (Molack) on Hank (Phillippi Ryan) cat fight. Hank wants me to tell you all you can read the latest press releases and get Hanks contact info from the about page.

Is it possible to hit two birds with one stone?

As a vegan I am going to regret the answer I am about to give, but yes it very much is possible. Imagine some small cute chicks. Now imagine a big rock. Now put the two together and you will see that yes you can, but why would you ever want to?

Why do you look like Clay Aiken?

Well after watching the very sick show “I Want a Famous Face” I decided to go under the knife. I found a plastic surgeon name Tom 90210. I told him I wanted to look like a mix between Clay Aiken and Jeeves. (The less heavy Jeeves) MTV filmed the whole thing but never aired the show. Luckily I was one of the success stories and not one of the horror ones that they throw in to show that they are trying to show both sides of the plastic surgery story. So I kind of take it as a compliment that you noticed my famous face.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

This is the first question that I had t got out and do some research for. I called up my friend Peter Pieper who is very knowledgeable with animals. He told be that a woodchuck is really a groundhog, but was not sure about their wood consumption. So I headed to my friend Betty’s place. She was busy making batter. She told me that according to Cornell University 700 ponds of wood.