If I were to cut off my hair very short into a boy haircut, will a boy still date me?

Yes very much so

I know the opinion of one man might not matter, but what if I told you that a very reliable source agrees with me.

This does not mean you should go all Britney (although a shaved head on a girl can be done well) on me, but I think short hair can be real cute. Also you can add a little fohawk action to it to drive the boys (and girls) real wild.

what if my couch isnt red?

then you are color blind (better get that checked out)

Is this not just a rip of and much slower version of ask Jeeves? Also where are my keys?

Ok first thing Jeeves and I are good friends. He is now happily retired and currently on a cruise in the Bahamas. He loves my site he says it is not a rip. There is a difference between Ask Zach and Ask Jeeves other than the name. Jeeves didn’t answer the questions for himself he had computers do it for him. (That lazy bum)
I on the other hand personally answer the questions that I get. This gives you an answer you can not find anywhere else (most likely because it is wrong)

As for you keys look under the middle cushion on your red couch in the living room.

zach it is sean how do you make a website?

There are three ways to make a website:

1. Hire a geek
2. Become a geek
3. Make a bad website

The first way is the easiest on you, but not on your wallet. If you you know a geek personally that you can bribe with the photos of him/her calling the geek squad or looking at the Windows for Dummy book your all set. Otherwise you will have to pay the price.

Thinking of becoming a geek. It is not as bad as you think (there are no longer chickens involved) The best way is getting some HTML, CSS, and Java books form your local library. (yes you must use the library you are a geek) You can also try some websites for info on how to code.

The last option is make a bad website. You can do this by using a program like Frontpage, or using an online service like Tripod or Geocities that helps you make your site for you, but doesn't do a good job of it.

also you need to find a host either for free or pay and buy a domain (yourname.com)

Do you have a good cookie recipie?

First of all you have to realize that I am vegan, so maybe asking me this question is not the best idea. Also I am not much of a baker myself. I would recommend a kidnapping of non other then the Pillsbury Doughboy. Simply poke his belly repeatedly until he begs you to stop. Demand his yummy cookie recipe. Make the cookies then just for fun throw the doughboy in the oven set to 450 F for about 35 minutes to get some yummy bread.

Here is a non- vegan and a vegan recipe for those who do not have the heart to kill a Doughboy.