how old art thou?

When good manners shall lie all in one or two man's hands and they unwashed too, tis a foul thing

thou shall not ask thine blogger his age
I may be old but not too old to be young
my time on earth shall be said on this page
but do not ask one how old just bite your tongue
when thy was birthed there was lots to see
many events thou does not remember
there was the last MASH episode ever on TV
Tom Brokow took over the news in September
why ought my age you want to see
Is a birthday gift thou wants to buy?
I do like photography and most anything for the wii
wrap it up nice and bring thy gift in July
so my age is thou ready to see?
for I doth born July 26, 1983

As a vegan, what do you think of animal crackers?

Considering I am happy to eat "chicken," "beef," "duck," and "shrimp" I do not see the problem with eating animal crackers. I do have a problem that they are called crackers when they are most defiantly a cookie. I am wondering how they have gotten away with the cracker name for so long.

As evidence that they are in fact cookies I turn to wikipedia:

"In U.S. English, the name "cracker" is most often applied to flat biscuits with a savory, salty flavor, in distinction from a "cookie," which may be similar to a "cracker" in appearance and texture, but has a sweet flavor. Crackers may be further distinguished from cookies by the manner in which they are made. Crackers are made by layering dough and cookies are made in any manner a cake would be made. Crackers sometimes have cheese or spices as ingredients, or even chicken stock. Some crackers are salted, flour products."

I urge all of you out there to write to your congressperson about this issue. (It is not like there any more important issues going on right now)

who is the current secretary of education

I remember a while back in the old bush days there was the guy form Texas who had told schools to cheat on the state test to make it look like the schools had made amazing advancements. So as a tribute to him, I am going to have to cheat and use the all mighty Goolge.

The answer: is Arne Duncan.

Remember kids cheating is never a good idea

who was the first person to reech the north pole

I forget his name, but I remember what he looked like.  He was on the chubby side, had  a red jacket, red pants, and red hat. (I guess the man loved red) He also had  a white beard and was drinking a lot of Coke from a glass bottle. 

I may be wrong but I think he took up residency in the North Pole. He might still be there not sure though. I wish I could remember his name.......

how much does 10 lb of pennies worth

In this economy a "penny saved really is a penny earned".  There is a good reason why the Coinstar line is so long. There is also a good reason why I look under the cushions of my friend's couch for loose change. (I got to pay the bills some how)

So you have a big jar full of pennies, and your wondering if you can use to to pay your sub prime mortgage or your credit card debt.

Well using my old answer a penny weighs in at 2.5 grams.  There are 453.58 grams to pound, so that means about 180 pennies per a pound. So 10 lb of pennies equals 1,800 for a grand total of $18

PS.  If using your pennies to pay for something do not soak them in urine first. 

Hello, hailing from the desert here, and just wondering if deep fried things are vegan?

"Hello, hailing from the desert here, and just wondering if deep fried things are vegan? Not because of the concern over being friend in that greasy catch-all fry-o-later, but because of the surrounding breading. More specifically, deep fried oreos?"


Is there anything they will not deep fry
Twinkies
Snickers
pickles
spaghetti & meatballs
even (gasp) chicken

so is it vegan........
after consulting the great grandson of col. Sanders I have found out that sometimes the breading is vegan and sometimes it is not. The only real way to know is to make your own (there is tons of sugar in these)

what is 7575765 + 336553

What is your homework?

As I tell the kids I work with I am not going to give you an answer. I will help you though.
7575765
336553

remember to carry the numbers

How long is the great wall of China?

I have already answered how long is a Chinese man, unlike this question this one is not a joke.

Its very loooooooooong about 4,000 miles long

is it safe to drink milk after the experation date

As a vegan, I may not be the best person to ask about milk. I would say if it is starting ot look like cottage cheese I would not drink it. I can remember from my milk drinking days that bad milk has a pretty distinct smell. No smell I say go for it.

(Under advisement of my attorney, I must state: If you get sick or die from taking this advice you can not sue me. consult your physician or local farmer before following my advice. )