What is the climax of the battle of Yorktown?

The climax was when George Washington shot his load of buckshot all over Charles Lord Cornwallis scaring him and his troops to surrender. This lead to the Brits abandoning ship and letting the new found country of America to be born from the seed of George Washington

whats your favorite curious George book?

That is a tough question. One of the hardest I have gotten about a ADD ridden monkey. I would have to say it is the one where he goes to space. I think it is called George get a medal. I just love the part with the soap bubbles every witch way. How many other books start with a monkey getting a letter and ends where he is a guinea pig for NASA.

what is ubuntu?

Ubutu is many tings. It is an operating system for geeks who like to feel better than everyone else. It is also Zulu for “from many comes one” Most importantly though is it is a City Year team. Not only is it a City Year team, but it is the best and craziest City Year Boston team there has ever been.

Why are Stacy's Pita Chips so yummy?

Stacy was a poor girl living on the streets of New York. She was desperate to make a living. So desperate she was willing to sell her soul to the devil himself. Done the documents signed. He gave her the recipe for something so tasty and so yummy people would be willing to shell out $3.00 a bag. That was the creation of Stacey’s pita chips.

Who would win in a fight, a pirate or a ninja?

Arrrg this be as easy to answer as wining chess with Black Beard himself. A ninja be the worst kind of land lubber. We pirates got rum and gunpowder. A good combination when stirred over ice. Aye a cannon ball is no challenge to a karate chop.

do yellow and green match?

After looking around online about the rumored relationship between yellow and green, I found their profiles on eharmoney.com. For those who do not know eHarmony was started by a crazy Christian to mass produce babies.(that’s why gays and lesbians need not apply) It basically uses a bunch of profile questions to see if your off spring with a random person online will be a super baby or not. According to the site yellow matches green at 75.8% not bad. I would say that’s a good enough match in my book. (some may say it is insets because green is an offspring of blue and yellow, but there are many different blues and yellows out there. Don’t believe me look in a big box of Crayola’s)

are you a loon?

I am not a loon. Until the animals overthrow man it is illegal for animals to own websites. This law went in to affect after a couple of hamsters started their won website that almost killed a generation of humans from the annoyingness.

is this zach mcallum?

In front of you does the answer lie

Zach! I was wondering why you never answered my questions!

1. I have been out of my office for the past week at a business related retreat (called Survivor: A week with out Internet Service) in the woods. I meant to put a post up saying there would be a delay. I will be working on all the questions on the next few days. (Who ever asked if they should visit the doctor for that burning sensation I hope you got it checked out)

2. Your question was not a question but a statement.

Example: yo gangsta

3. I could not understand your question

Example: How many arrows will it take to get from 60 to 85 ranged?

4. The editor of the website found the question to inappropriate for a website than anyone of any age can visit.

Example: How do I **** a ***** while **** on a *****?

5. Your question was related to Zac Efron, who I am not.

Example: where you born in san luis obispo calif? are you zac effron? my friend lilliana tells me you were caught smoocing wt ashley tisdale true? are you 18? were you in HSM?

Are you made by Ask Jeeves? If not, I think it's copyrighted and this is illegal

You see that bar to the side of the window use it to scroll down to see our legal disclaimer. (more legal stuff here) I might one day be sued, but my weird friend Al told me parody is protected by the first amendment. Hopefully I am all set, well I am off to party with my friend Barbie.

Who is Buddy Foote?

He is a 17 year old male from Jermy, PA. He came to this site via Blogexplosion. He also is very unsure of himself as he asked me who he was. Unless that was his attempt to get me to link to his blog. (google him if you want to read it)

do you have a girlfriend? I’m willing to be one

I am sorry to break that hearts of all the girl (and boys) out in internet land, but Zach is taken. That is why he was no listed in this year’s sexiest bachelor in Cosmo magazine. (They called to say he was on the list, but had to take him off)

are you a nerd?

Well if definition of Nerd is someone who owns a website that allows random people to ask you questions then I do believe I qualify. If it means doing real well at school, then I am defiantly not one of those.

Were you at magic kingdom on sept 4 ?

Nope I was not there, but it could have been my doppelganger. I just hope he did not charge his tickets to my credit card again. No matter how many times you explain it to Visa tech support in India they will not drop the charges he has made. Also I hope he did not scan his fingerprint in as it is an exact (evil) copy of mine.